Saturday, March 17, 2007


From our humble beginings on the back streets of Sacramento at STEPHS HORSEMEAT to INTERNET POWERHOUSE serving the world nothing but GRADE A flesh, dead or alive. Ho's and horse, flirts and fillys, we've got it all and we deliver! We've merged with ROYAL BOOTY BABES FOR HIRE and no we can deliver the goods, no matter your taste.

We employ state-of-the-art guys to chop up dead horses.

Wrap the shit up in plastic and deliver it fresh, to you.

No matter the size of the order, or your escort,

You'll get the goods, along with a complimentary tub of horsemeat ice cream to celebrate our merger.


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MMMMmmmmm, I'd love me some goulash!

Aren't ya'll a little gender biased here? Where are the hot guys?

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Dang. I fully intended to put up a full suite of male escorts and got totally side-tracked. I'll get corporate on it.

Heidi said...

Kinda bummed your site hasn't seen more business.

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